Dating tips for theater
No, I don’t mean boner-veiling, but rather everyone’s favorite form of PDA: getting intimate at the cinema.It’s dark, relatively quiet and you’re sure to attract the lascivious stares of about four or five nondescript middle-aged men in trenchcoats — how could she say no to romance like that?!
Do: See a movie that you’ve either A) both seen before or B) don’t have a genuine interest in watching.
In hindsight, Mom and Dad must have known exactly what Erica and I were up to when we saw three separate times in seventh grade.